I Stole this From Muqata

Jameel is a comedian:-

Rotter.Net reports Hizbollah SMS messages intercepted by the IDF:

"He's dead...send someone to pick him up"
"There isn't enough clean water"
"Send comrades to replace us"
"Chasan [or Aman] is sick with a high fever"
"We are out of ammunition...requested refills haven't arrived"

We should be sending them SMS replies "from" Hizbollah central HQ:

"Cannibalism never hurt anyone"
"You never shower anyway"
"You guys are doing such a good job, you can't be replaced"
"Take 2 aspirin and call us in the morning"
"We're also out of ammo...try surrendering"