No Rain Fallout

Haaretz, Israel's most unbelievable newspaper, reports that

U.S. President-elect Barack Obama's administration will offer Israel a "nuclear umbrella" against the threat of a nuclear attack by Iran, a well-placed American source said earlier this week. The source, who is close to the new administration, said the U.S. will declare that an attack on Israel by Tehran would result in a devastating U.S. nuclear response against Iran.

Gee, I would have thought that everyone knows that in a rain storm, your feet get very wet, if not other parts.

In Iran's case, the object is to prevent the "rain" from fallouting.