Monday, January 12, 2009

Kabbalah Kutie Goes Undergound?

An item here concerning a death threat on Madonna:-

Muslim extremists have threatened to kill Madonna, the pop star who has expressed admiration for Israel and who professes to study Kabbalah, as well as star Britney Spears. Mohammed Abdel-Al, spokesman and senior terrorist for the Popular Resistance Committees, was recorded as threatening, "If I meet these whores, I will have the honor – I repeat, I will have the honor – to be the first one to cut [their] heads off…if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam."


sent me looking.

Well, I found this:

Pop singer Madonna has reportedly cancelled three concerts in Israel after Palestinian terrorists threatened to kill her and her two young children.

The singer was said to be terrified when she received threatening letters from an unnamed Palestinian group which mentioned details about her children, Lourdes, 7, and three-year-old Rocco, British newspaper The Sun reported. It quoted a source as saying Madonna was targeted because she was a symbol of the West and not because she practises the Jewish faith Kabbalah.


But that was in 2004.

I continued. And found this:-

The pop diva stayed locked in her Prague hotel room only venturing out to perform two sell out concerts this week following alleged assassination threats by Russian crime bosses. According to reports in the Czech daily Blesk, Madonna cancelled her original plans to visit the historic town centre and go shopping and instead stayed locked in her room at the luxury Four Seasons


But that was in 2006.

I tried another search and found this:-

Muhammad Abdel-Al, spokesman and senior leader of Palestinian terror group the Popular Resistance Committees, warns the two pop superstars face death unless they change their evil ways, which includes acting like "prostitutes" to sell records.

In new book, "Schmoozing with Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans - to a Jew!," Abdel-Al rages: "If I meet these whores I will have the honor - I repeat, I will have the honor - to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam."


But that was in 2007.


This guy's name keeps popping up: Mohammed Abdel-Al.

Maybe he's a Madonna publicist?

In any case, here's the Material Girl's new disguise:



And in case you don't like the Kabbalah Kutie, neither does this Jew:-

Sacha Baron Cohen made a number of jokes at Sunday’s Golden Globes [and] proceeded to take jabs at a few celebs: “But this recession is affecting everyone, even celebrities. Victoria Beckham hasn’t eaten for three weeks...And even Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants. (pauses) Our thoughts go out to you Guy Ritchie.”



But then I found this, that seems to be more relevant:

Madonna is reportedly being targeted by Muslim fanatics

The US singer - who follows the Jewish rooted faith Kabbalah - has added to her personal security team and warned ex-husband Guy Ritchie to increase protection for the children they raise, Lourdes 12, Rocco, eight and adopted David Banda, three...

...Extremists angry about the current situation in Gaza - where Israeli and Palestinian groups have been warring since the beginning of the year - have taken their attack on western values to a personal level, writing hate messages about Madonna on websites...Madonna, 50, has now reportedly hired two minders, veterans of Israeli security service Mossad, who accompanied her on her recent 'Sticky and Sweet' world tour. Madonna's security team have also reportedly told her ex-husband, film director Guy Ritchie, to move as his present house is close to a busy road in London and doesn't have sufficient security measures to protect their children...


Well, I hope this isn't one of those security guards. Just doesn't seem to look the part:




and so, by the time you'll read this, Madonnna, perhaps, will be in another disguise, a blond Edith Piaf deep in the back alleyways of Paris:-

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