Monday, October 12, 2009

Synagogue Humor

Spotted on a synagogue announcement board:


Translation:

"The public is requested not to bring mobile phones into the synagogue sanctuary unless the verse 'and trembling gripped them' is fulfilled."

And as you all know, that "trembling gripped them", a euphemism for 'vibrating mode' is found in Exodus 15:

טו אָז נִבְהֲלוּ, אַלּוּפֵי אֱדוֹם-- אֵילֵי מוֹאָב, יֹאחֲזֵמוֹ רָעַד; נָמֹגוּ, כֹּל יֹשְׁבֵי כְנָעַן.

15 Then were the chiefs of Edom affrighted; the mighty men of Moab, trembling taketh hold upon them; all the inhabitants of Canaan are melted away.

(Kippah tip: RH)

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