Well, maybe the Arabs are lucky we are not in Swizterland or Austria:-
Austria: Judge Rules That Yodeling Offends Muslims
And we remember last year in Switzerland:
Swiss voters defied their Government and clerics yesterday and approved a ban on building minarets — reflecting an alarming hostility to a rising Muslim minority. Fifty-seven per cent of voters in a referendum supported the direct democracy initiative...So, there.
Or, well, here.
Will this dementia ever end
Or is this but beginning ?
It seems to be in Austria
That yodeling is sinning!
Alas! to native yodelers ~
Some Muslims take offense ~
To people -like the Austrians
The situation's tense.
Who knows how far this thing can go
What next they will demand
And why we freedom loving folks
Must yield to their command?
Like checkered cloths in restaurants -
(Italians like a lot)
Resemble the kefiyya
As worn by Arafat!
Could wigs some women choose to wear ~
(Some ladies like a 'snood' ~)
Be likened to their own hijab
Then banned for being lewd?!
Taboo on Camel cigarettes
That naughty people smoke ~
To us it might seem ludicrous ~
To them it's not a joke!
Or Yodels - tasty little cakes ~
(That really is the name)
Be off the shelves forever now
As fitting in their claim?!
Or bathing suits - so brief today ~
On them they'd put a hex!!
They seem to think that kind of wear
Would surely lead to sex!!!
Each nation has its fav'rite things~
Its culture and its pride ~
Let no one mock it - force a change
That isn't bona fide!!
It's time the West stood up and said
With lines drawn in the sand~
"You integrate or else you leave -
You can't invade our land!!"
"We won't accede to your extremes
To heart take every threat.
WE WANT TO HEAR OUR YODELING
FROM EVERY MINARET!!